My arrival in the infamous Steamlands was uneventful after such a prolonged absence. I hadn’t really expected folks to realize I was back, after many long months traveling the world, creating new outfits, and generally enjoying the life of an explorer and gentleman.
I, being of the well-dressed sort, have tailored a semi-formal, yet workaday outfit of finest metals.
My latest fashion hearkens back to a fascination of metallurgy; a love of metals and alloys, and the chemical properties that can be derived from certain materials. I was wearing my latest invention: An outfit forged in the searing flames of the Western mountains, hammered flat and pliable, and worked into a useful shield of waistcoat armor. The shirt, stitched together by sheer force of will, was made of finest carbon fiber. But what good is a clothier who does not cater to the Gentleperson in us all? A functional bow tie, a lightweight metal top hat, and metallic garters to hold up the fabric of the sleeves complete this fare.
The trousers, a fine fighting pair though they are, were created for those who still wish to practice the fine art of Equestrianism. Of course, fine riding gear can also be worn while astride your fantastic two-wheeled steam bike, or driving with your lover on a bright country lane in your favorite gyrocopter. Trousers such as these should be worn with fine Dressage, or other knee high riding boots.
Boots are sold separately, of course, as folks have their preferences.
Alas, my tale is nearly at an end, but you will find this, and other new Steam outfits available at Avatar Bizarre very soon. This outfit, in fact, not only comes with a color HUD (giving you eight metallic colors), but it will be available for daring young women, as well as men.
For the more traditional among you, there is a gentlelady’s gown being released within the next few days as well. My model insisted upon it, and who am I to argue with the distaff on what would look good on the lovely female form?
Stay tuned, my friends. More to come in the tale of Avatar Bizarre’s Heavy Metal. This outfit will be released by Monday, January 28.